I'm Just SURE You've Been Wondering

I finally got back on the internet this morning after a brief hiatus that seemed like forever. My apologies for not blogging, but I've been BUSY. With what, you ask?

Nothing exciting, but that will not stop me from filling you in with all the sordid details (and pictures!) at some point in the near future.

Let's just say I am...sore.

Perhaps the most traumatic discovery upon my return to "cyberspace" (didn't we all agree not to call it that anymore?) was that Pioneer Woman gave away Guitar Hero III for the Wii and I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO ENTER AND WIN!

Yes, a good friend of mine has it, but I can only invite myself over to her house so many times before she realizes I am just using her to get to her Guitar Hero. And truth be told, we really both need one so that we can rock out with some some face-melting guitar solos together.

Because that is what sophisticated women like ourselves do.

Just picture Susan and Sharon in "The Parent Trap" singing "Shook Me All Night Long" and you'll get a picture of what we look like.

Ahem.

I'm sorry if that last image make you unable to eat breakfast. But since nothing has ever come in between me and oatmeal cinnamon pancakes, I'm going to eat right now.