Baby, It's Cold Outside

This is the actual image from the local news station's website:

Y'all, that current temp may be a mistake, but it FEELS true.

I take that back...it actually feels like -784.

Praise God for:

*a warm home

*a mattress pad warmer

*heated car seats

*ample padding on my butt

*my Snuggie

*slippers

*two giant-sized children that love to sit in my lap

*coffee

*three layers of pj's

*pictures of our trip to Mexico

p.s. It is only -11 with a wind chill of -32.

Forgive my exaggerations.