A Far Cry From Kickball

"Mom, guess what we did in P.E. today?"

"What?"

I think back on my beloved P.E. days spent running laps around the gym and jumping rope.

"Yoga!"

"Wow...did you practice 'downward dog?'"

Jackson wrinkles his eyebrows.

"I have no idea what you're talking about. We just did the cat pose, cow pose, and surfer."

I imagine my expression looks rather quizzical.

"So I can safely assume that tomorrow you'll be doing pilates?"