I Do Prefer the "Buying" to the "Shopping"

Today I opened the mail and found a precious letter from some very dear friends.

I've been very loyal to them, through thick and thin.

And I've been rewarded for my loyalty.

And I love that they love me for who I am.

Not just my bank account.

Our relationship is deep, long-standing, and based on mutual fondness.

I, in no way, have to work for their affection.

I'm still trying to decide if this is good news or bad news.

Um, good news. 

Definitely.

Just do NOT, in the name of all that's sacred about shopping, ask Brad.