I Brake for Fake Smiles

Jackson had a starring role in the Spring Kindergarten Performance tonight. His costume (a loose term at best) was an ant.

He had two lines and just NAILED them.

A few thousand people have mentioned that the kids look Just. Like. Us.

And each other.

I don't know what to make of that.

That said, I do believe they could be twins born a year and a half apart. Which, of course, wouldn't make them twins.

But close enough.

And just so we're clear, there is never a bad time for a little thumb sucking.

In fact, I think I get the same expression on my face when I down a 44-ounce Diet Dr. Pepper.

Guess we do look alike after all.